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Monkeys on Ice

Monkeys On Ice

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Added by GreenMama on August 18, 2008 at 8:00am — No Comments

Monkey Goes Ape

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Added by GreenMama on June 22, 2008 at 11:28pm — No Comments

Leto Elise and her boyfriend Bobby Boo

I kid you not! His name is Bobby Boo! Christmas 2007...visiting the grandparents...those ultra-uber-wealthy-got more cash than I know what to do with kinds of grandparents.....so there we are sitting around doing nothing. It was fantastic watching the girls jibber jabber back and forth while playing and hitting each other with toys. Leto was talking...well experimenting with sounds and she started saying very loudly "Booobbbbbyyyy Boo! Bbbbbbb Boobbby Bobbbby Booooooo!" She liked how it sounded… Continue

Added by GreenMama on June 16, 2008 at 11:20am — No Comments

Back hair

Does this monkey make my back look hairy? It is all me... except the eyes! Continue

Added by Smee on April 18, 2008 at 8:10pm — No Comments

Hey monkeys!

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Added by Smee on April 9, 2008 at 9:03pm — 3 Comments

Spank the bad monkey

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Added by Smee on March 29, 2008 at 2:58pm — No Comments

days 2,3,4 and into 5

So it's been a few days more then I thought since I started this. There is a very simple reason for that. DRINKING. Yup drinking, been doing more then my fair share and since that has happened things have been hazy at best. The party i came here for was simply put the best birthday party ever, the details of which due to matters of national security I cannot get into. LOL. Well I thought it was funny. It was a Vegas theme party at a top notch London venue, with dancing showgirls, a performer fro… Continue

Added by Frank on March 20, 2008 at 7:29pm — 1 Comment

Ankle bones connected to the knee bone...

Ouch ouch ouch... my mom was in an accident on friday. She got yanked off her snowmobile by the foot. She now has frankinknee. Her knee has bolts and screws sticking out of it. They attach to a bar that connects to a couple more bolts in her ankle and in her thigh. Now, doesn't that just sound so painful you want to pee?! The ankle bones connected to the knee bone, the knee bones connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bones conected to the stainless steel rod connected to the ankle bone... hmm,… Continue

Added by Smee on March 18, 2008 at 11:00pm — No Comments

We're all here,..

... because we are not all there. It is only my second day of being home alone and I am bored out of my skull. Thankful for Monkey. With out it I would be stuck doing something like laundry, or dishes. No, no, no, stop the madness. Vacation days are supposed to be used for good, not evil. Housework is evil. What's worse it that next I will go shopping... at the mall... for a swimming suit! Say it ain't so! What kind of a vacation is this? Light at the end of the tunnel comes by way of a dark br… Continue

Added by Smee on March 13, 2008 at 5:24pm — No Comments

England day 1

SO I am here, yesterday was travel day. The light was actually ahead of schedule. We landed an entire 40 minutes early. Now to you that may seem like no big deal , but when you have suddenly given up 5 hour of your life that you will seemingly never get back, FUCK ME 40 minutes back is alright. Anyway , that pretty much covers travel day. The only other thing I can comment on at the time is the state of chinese food here on this side of the pond. Please bear in mind I have been to CHINA, and hav… Continue

Added by Frank on March 13, 2008 at 8:42am — 1 Comment

The Monkey Army Joins the FoulBastard Army!!!

Ok Troops, here's the poop. If you follow Twitter, you may or may not know of FoulBastard. .. recently voted one of the funniest people on Twitter, FoulBastard understands that the "Internet is SERIOUS Business" and he spends his time making enforcing that belief. Well... I guess someone didn't like that. About a week ago, FoulBastard launched a blog called The Breasts of Twitter wherin… Continue

Added by Lolagrrl of the Jungle on March 5, 2008 at 6:20pm — 4 Comments

OMG! THE HORROR!!!

From the Congo Cookbook

Monkey

Monkey bushmeat is commonly consumed in tropical Africa. Monkey meat is prepared fresh in rural areas. It is also smoked to preserve it and allow it to be sent to market in the cities. A common sight along rural roads is smoked whole monkeys for sale, tales tied to heads to make carrying handles. Fresh monkey meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a

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Added by QueenCaffeine on January 28, 2008 at 12:09pm — 2 Comments

Eep Eep AAAARRRG!

Just wanted to drop by and let you know how I feel about being in Kentucky.

At least I get to leave tomorrow!

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Added by The Monkey Man on January 14, 2008 at 1:20pm — No Comments

Jungle Path

I am getting ready for my trek from the jungle to the backwoods. Taking The Monkey Wagon and swinging all the way to Ken-Monkey. Gotta go see the tribe. Not really wanting to, but that's the way it goes.
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Added by The Monkey Man on January 11, 2008 at 12:35pm — No Comments

Don't bring your monkey to Florida!

Beastiality is NOT illegal in florida! As if Florida wasn't f'ed up enough, huh?

According to WMNF news:

A gruesome event last January in the Panhandle may give momentum to a bill making its way though the Florida Legislature this spring. Near the town of Crestview, a family’s pregnant pet goat was sexually assaulted and murdered. Since then, a bill prohibiting bestiality has been introduced to the Florida Senate and House of Representative… Continue

Added by The Monkey Man on January 9, 2008 at 8:42pm — No Comments

What's this about a monkey?

The idea was simple.... Monkey Man asked me if I'd be interested in helping out with a Podcast about Social Networks. With so many of 'em popping up on the radar these days, the idea was to visit some of the more "out of ordinary" SNs, join them and report our findings back to the masses.

... but that seemed a little too boring.

If we were going to immerse ourselves into these brave new worlds, we needed an angle... something that would keep us interested... Something we liked.… Continue

Added by Lolagrrl of the Jungle on January 8, 2008 at 9:02am — 4 Comments