From the Congo Cookbook

Monkey

Monkey bushmeat is commonly consumed in tropical Africa. Monkey meat is prepared fresh in rural areas. It is also smoked to preserve it and allow it to be sent to market in the cities. A common sight along rural roads is smoked whole monkeys for sale, tales tied to heads to make carrying handles. Fresh monkey meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a …

At least I get to leave tomorrow!

so as the day progresses things become more apparent to me than have been before

the question came down to strangers and I was reminded of a conversation as a young monkey with my mommy monk.. I was told to not to talk to strangers and I asked why, because they can hurt you, maybe even take you away to another tree top in the jungle or worse yet feed upon you... oh mommy thank you so much for warning me, so how did you a daddy meet, well mommy says we meet at the treetop lounge, bu…

last night I was given a lecture by a LION of Linked for an answer I gave, Kathie M Thomas question, she told me that my answer wasn't very funny. Well I told her it wasn't a funny answer, I told you why

so she said sorry, whooppee doo all LIONS do is sit around and wait for the unexpecting. Monkeys swing in the trees, play tag, fling poo and have a great time all the time

for some strange reason the monkey called Lola (wow just how do you that kinks song each time) is filling up the room with more monkeys

but NOT JUST MONKEYS she has got a chick that is packed like no other chick I have ever seen.. like wow nice guns baby

being a monkey is about doing monkey things. our life is social and we interact among each other... but then there are the apes and they are bad... they swing through the branches like they know, but they don't .. you try to warn them and they don't listen and they demand you listen to them

so when they fall they blame you and you did was try to warn them. stupid apes,

they tryed to steal my bananas, but I was too smart for them. I found real monkeys and they invited me…