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GreenMama Monkeys on Ice

Monkeys On Ice
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Posted by GreenMama on August 18, 2008 at 8:00am — No Comments

GreenMama Monkey Goes Ape

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Posted by GreenMama on June 22, 2008 at 11:28pm — No Comments

GreenMama Leto Elise and her boyfriend Bobby Boo

I kid you not! His name is Bobby Boo! Christmas 2007...visiting the grandparents...those ultra-uber-wealthy-got more cash than I know what to do with kinds of grandparents.....so there we are sitting around doing nothing. It was fantastic watching the girls jibber jabber back and forth while playing and hitting each other with toys. Leto was talking...well experimenting with sounds and she started saying very loudly "Booobbbbbyyyy Boo! Bbbbbbb Boobbby Bobbbby Booooooo!" She liked how it sounded… Continue

Posted by GreenMama on June 16, 2008 at 11:20am — No Comments

Chock Full o' Bobness Balloons and Bananas

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Posted by Chock Full o' Bobness on April 28, 2008 at 12:56pm — No Comments

Smee Back hair

Does this monkey make my back look hairy? It is all me... except the eyes! Continue

Posted by Smee on April 18, 2008 at 8:10pm — No Comments

Smee Hey monkeys!

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Posted by Smee on April 9, 2008 at 9:03pm — 3 Comments

Smee Spank the bad monkey

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Posted by Smee on March 29, 2008 at 2:58pm — No Comments

Frank days 2,3,4 and into 5

So it's been a few days more then I thought since I started this. There is a very simple reason for that. DRINKING. Yup drinking, been doing more then my fair share and since that has happened things have been hazy at best. The party i came here for was simply put the best birthday party ever, the details of which due to matters of national security I cannot get into. LOL. Well I thought it was funny. It was a Vegas theme party at a top notch London venue, with dancing showgirls, a performer fro… Continue

Posted by Frank on March 20, 2008 at 7:29pm — 1 Comment

Chock Full o' Bobness Monkey Stocks

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started Catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even fur… Continue

Posted by Chock Full o' Bobness on March 19, 2008 at 6:56pm — No Comments

Smee Ankle bones connected to the knee bone...

Ouch ouch ouch... my mom was in an accident on friday. She got yanked off her snowmobile by the foot. She now has frankinknee. Her knee has bolts and screws sticking out of it. They attach to a bar that connects to a couple more bolts in her ankle and in her thigh. Now, doesn't that just sound so painful you want to pee?! The ankle bones connected to the knee bone, the knee bones connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bones conected to the stainless steel rod connected to the ankle bone... hmm,… Continue

Posted by Smee on March 18, 2008 at 11:00pm — 1 Comment

Smee We're all here,..

... because we are not all there. It is only my second day of being home alone and I am bored out of my skull. Thankful for Monkey. With out it I would be stuck doing something like laundry, or dishes. No, no, no, stop the madness. Vacation days are supposed to be used for good, not evil. Housework is evil. What's worse it that next I will go shopping... at the mall... for a swimming suit! Say it ain't so! What kind of a vacation is this? Light at the end of the tunnel comes by way of a dark br… Continue

Posted by Smee on March 13, 2008 at 5:24pm — No Comments

Frank England day 1

SO I am here, yesterday was travel day. The light was actually ahead of schedule. We landed an entire 40 minutes early. Now to you that may seem like no big deal , but when you have suddenly given up 5 hour of your life that you will seemingly never get back, FUCK ME 40 minutes back is alright. Anyway , that pretty much covers travel day. The only other thing I can comment on at the time is the state of chinese food here on this side of the pond. Please bear in mind I have been to CHINA, and hav… Continue

Posted by Frank on March 13, 2008 at 8:42am — 1 Comment

Lolagrrl of the Jungle The Monkey Army Joins the FoulBastard Army!!!

Ok Troops, here's the poop. If you follow Twitter, you may or may not know of FoulBastard. .. recently voted one of the funniest people on Twitter, FoulBastard understands that the "Internet is SERIOUS Business" and he spends his time making enforcing that belief. Well... I guess someone didn't like that. About a week ago, FoulBastard launched a blog called The Breasts of Twitter wherin… Continue

Posted by Lolagrrl of the Jungle on March 5, 2008 at 6:20pm — 6 Comments

tim it is a new day

and I went for the throat at LI and hit hard, maybe in time they will realize just that business networking is also the networking of ALL forms of business there is tons of money in clowns and comics not just fucking software and desks hated to leave so many friends, but I will be bringing them here I hope Continue

Posted by tim on March 3, 2008 at 1:35pm — 2 Comments

tim day 7000

I came back just like the cat that couldn't stay away how much poop can I fling is the only question, well no I am wondering if I really missed my calling and should have become a real comedian. Oh who the hell am I kidding, I couldn't stand in front of thousands telling them how stupid they really are. Or could I? Hmmmmm Continue

Posted by tim on February 13, 2008 at 9:21pm — 1 Comment

QueenCaffeine OMG! THE HORROR!!!

From the Congo Cookbook

Monkey

Monkey bushmeat is commonly consumed in tropical Africa. Monkey meat is prepared fresh in rural areas. It is also smoked to preserve it and allow it to be sent to market in the cities. A common sight along rural roads is smoked whole monkeys for sale, tales tied to heads to make carrying handles. Fresh monkey meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a …

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Posted by QueenCaffeine on January 28, 2008 at 12:09pm — 4 Comments

The Monkey Man Eep Eep AAAARRRG!

Just wanted to drop by and let you know how I feel about being in Kentucky.

At least I get to leave tomorrow!


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Posted by The Monkey Man on January 14, 2008 at 1:20pm — No Comments

The Monkey Man Jungle Path

I am getting ready for my trek from the jungle to the backwoods. Taking The Monkey Wagon and swinging all the way to Ken-Monkey. Gotta go see the tribe. Not really wanting to, but that's the way it goes.
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Posted by The Monkey Man on January 11, 2008 at 12:35pm — No Comments

tim Day 4

well got the official invite to be a part of the beta group for FastCompany.com new social/business web page. so far it looks good up here in the treetops but I wonder how it will fair against the link me up linked in ape poo. I hope it is positive and I will be switching my time from linky to fast company, don't know how I got the invite 26 out of the 9 million they have registered still, maybe it was my great mug shot they liked, or my sizzling sarcastic humour or they like the bad boy image I… Continue

Posted by tim on January 11, 2008 at 9:12am — No Comments

tim day 3.453v2

well Fred is now here so is Lola (damnit stopit withit songit) Onyx (the young intern) is learning how to barf and swallow at the same time, I am hoping that Lola (did I ever tell you I hate the Kinks) will provide the right type of gear Onyx needs and Fred finally cleans his arrows or at least provides protection Continue

Posted by tim on January 10, 2008 at 12:43pm — No Comments

tim day 3.176 V1

so as the day progresses things become more apparent to me than have been before

the question came down to strangers and I was reminded of a conversation as a young monkey with my mommy monk.. I was told to not to talk to strangers and I asked why, because they can hurt you, maybe even take you away to another tree top in the jungle or worse yet feed upon you... oh mommy thank you so much for warning me, so how did you a daddy meet, well mommy says we meet at the treetop lounge, bu…

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Posted by tim on January 10, 2008 at 11:15am — No Comments

tim day 3

last night I was given a lecture by a LION of Linked for an answer I gave, Kathie M Thomas question, she told me that my answer wasn't very funny. Well I told her it wasn't a funny answer, I told you why

so she said sorry, whooppee doo all LIONS do is sit around and wait for the unexpecting. Monkeys swing in the trees, play tag, fling poo and have a great time all the time

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Posted by tim on January 10, 2008 at 8:26am — No Comments

The Monkey Man Don't bring your monkey to Florida!

Beastiality is NOT illegal in florida! As if Florida wasn't f'ed up enough, huh?

According to WMNF news:

A gruesome event last January in the Panhandle may give momentum to a bill making its way though the Florida Legislature this spring. Near the town of Crestview, a family’s pregnant pet goat was sexually assaulted and murdered. Since then, a bill prohibiting bestiality has been introduced to the Florida Senate and House of Representative… Continue

Posted by The Monkey Man on January 9, 2008 at 8:42pm — No Comments

tim day 2.5 V1.0.0.

for some strange reason the monkey called Lola (wow just how do you that kinks song each time) is filling up the room with more monkeys

but NOT JUST MONKEYS she has got a chick that is packed like no other chick I have ever seen.. like wow nice guns baby

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Posted by tim on January 9, 2008 at 2:58pm — 1 Comment

tim day two

one the second day monkey found a bunch of bananas and made banana bread and mailed it to Sweden. then I said to myself "self, lets mingle with the apes and gorillas and make them fight within themselves" and said "self that is a great idea" so self and I went back Continue

Posted by tim on January 9, 2008 at 10:33am — 1 Comment

tim why monkeys like to be monkeys

being a monkey is about doing monkey things. our life is social and we interact among each other... but then there are the apes and they are bad... they swing through the branches like they know, but they don't .. you try to warn them and they don't listen and they demand you listen to them

so when they fall they blame you and you did was try to warn them. stupid apes,

they tryed to steal my bananas, but I was too smart for them. I found real monkeys and they invited me…

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Posted by tim on January 8, 2008 at 5:29pm — 1 Comment

Lolagrrl of the Jungle What's this about a monkey?

The idea was simple.... Monkey Man asked me if I'd be interested in helping out with a Podcast about Social Networks. With so many of 'em popping up on the radar these days, the idea was to visit some of the more "out of ordinary" SNs, join them and report our findings back to the masses.

... but that seemed a little too boring.

If we were going to immerse ourselves into these brave new worlds, we needed an angle... something that would keep us interested... Something we liked.… Continue

Posted by Lolagrrl of the Jungle on January 8, 2008 at 9:02am — 4 Comments

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