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"Monkey in your soul" by Steely Dan
I got one and you want four
It's so hard to help you
I can't keep up with you no more
And you treat me like it's a sin
But you can't lock me in
You want me here with you right to the end
No thank you my friend
I fear the monkey in your soul
Won't you turn that bebop down
I can't hear my heart beat
Where's that fatback chord I found?
Honey don't you think it was wrong
To interrupt my song?
I'll pack my things and run so far from here
Goodbye dear
Duh. You invited me, LinkedIN, My Monkey-sense told me
About Me:
I am a well-trained Bahstin terrier bent on world domination through mind control and a majority share of the world's biscuit reserves. I enjoy Kakuro, long walks on the beach, clean teeth and cooking.
I occasionally write parody songs, and do database reporting as a cover for my more nefarious activities.
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Yes, it's true, I am a puppy. Bent on world domination.
One kibble at a time, my friend. One kibble at a time.