I have a very sympathetic and overly fussy spouse who thinks I should be watching my weight. Therefore I am eating a midnight snack unbeknownst to my partner. Alfalfa Sprouts and Slim Fast... this is not what keeps a man monkey going... Need protein! Hu hu hu hee hee! *pounds chest rapidly, looks around suspiciously then sits back down and shoves in face as the other half pops out from under the table and takes the incriminating picture*