Monkey Haiku

Members of the Mother Ship and readers of my blog know of my passion for Haiku. Traditionally, the Haiku is a three-line poem in a 5-7-5 syllable fashion that is always about nature. However, we're monkeys so just stick to the 5-7-5 rule. =)
... and your haiku needn't be monkey related either.

Here's a classic example of my life in Haiku.

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Permalink Reply by Lolagrrl of the Jungle on January 27, 2008 at 12:13pm: The target in sight:
gawking jerk who points and laughs.
Monkey flings the poo.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by QueenCaffeine on January 27, 2008 at 7:03pm: Many fecal styles
Begotten from the asshole
My poop is artwork; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by QueenCaffeine on January 27, 2008 at 7:07pm: Snaky coily poop
How did you form in this way?
Do not go in there!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by QueenCaffeine on January 27, 2008 at 7:12pm: Giant poop inside
The exit door is too small
Gave birth from my butt

Oh, I better stop... this is more addictive than those balloons.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by QueenCaffeine on January 27, 2008 at 7:14pm: Urgent Poop stay in!
Until I find a toilet!
Missed my chance again.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Frank on January 27, 2008 at 9:53pm: OH MY GODS TOO MUCH; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by QueenCaffeine on January 27, 2008 at 10:18pm: Wait... one more...I can't help myself

Pebble poop is sad
Go to crap and come out mad
Insignificant; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lolagrrl of the Jungle on January 27, 2008 at 10:56pm: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh my god... You are too funny!!!!

Misbegotten poop
Your many different forms
Inspire our Queen.
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Permalink Reply by Lolagrrl of the Jungle on January 28, 2008 at 12:52pm: Puppy sees the "treat."
I run to intercept him...
Too late. Yuck! Turd breath.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Dan on January 28, 2008 at 1:22pm: Where's your banana?
and your king of everything?
discuss discussion; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lolagrrl of the Jungle on January 28, 2008 at 1:29pm: YAY!!! Yay! Dan is here!
He's "pink Freud" to my midget.
Happy Monkey Dance!!!; ▶ Reply to This