Sooo... Any poop to fling at ning?

[Lolagrrl of the Jungle]

Monkey Man and I are gathering material for our first podcast about ning. Since we chose ning as our first SN to review, we've been exploring the hell out of it whilst building our monkey army.
So far, my only real complaint is that I'm having a hard time actually finding ning members to join my network... I've already turned to my other social network to gather monkeys.
Anyway, seeing that most of you are new members to Ning... any insights you'd care to share? Poop you'd care to fling?

[Lolagrrl of the Jungle]

Well done Sgt. Flake! Arm the poop cannons and prepare an assault on social networks everywhere! ;D

[Fred]

No poop flung this time, but I noticed the 15 minute editing window. That's not something I've seen before. I like it. When I'm drunkenly flailing away at the keyboard with my prehensile toes, and prematurely press Enter, I can go back and adjust the trajectory of my poop flinging. On the other hand, I suppose it means I cannot do the same when staring at the screen the next morning, clutching my head and moaning in pain, regretting how I've splattered my friends and wanting to undo the mess.

Monkey Fred

[Lolagrrl of the Jungle]

Yes! I noticed that too... a very cool feature that could have saved me oodles on embarrassment on other sites. =)

[Onyx]

unsure about the subtle art of poop flinging. I would say that you could use a tutorial on said flinging.

I actually feel liberated being on monkey ning thing. On myspace, I am surrounded by teenagers (see my monkey(pro)file if you care to know how and why) and their parents who are also spying.... and some guy who calls himself "sammy the bull"..... who probably doesn't realize that Sammy the Bull fell from grace when he turned states on "the Arm". *sigh*
This is the same man that thinks he's making me feel special by telling me that I'm sexy, he loves me and how he hopes my (insert any friggin day of the week here) is going beautifully... when he leaves the same comments for the other 2,000 people on his friends list. I've never met the man and I don't know him. He is quite the Don Juan. Methinks Sammy the Bull needs employment or needs to beg the feds to get back into the Witness Protection Program.
*fizzle pop*
have I just flung poop?

[Lolagrrl of the Jungle]

Ooo! I would say that, that was some ~excellent~ Poop Flinging!!!
Methinks I shall start a new thread with it!!!

[Fred]

I propose the Monkey's Guide to Poop Flinging, a user manual for novice monkeys...


Chapter list:

1. Selection of suitable poop (size, shape, consistency, smell)
2. Flinging basics
3. Flinging exercises
4. Advanced flinging (including the popular chain-link splatter shot)

[carri Hall]

I happen to be very skilled in the art and science of turd polishing. I did it professionally for a couple years. I believe my expertise in this area could translate quite nicely into some aspects of poo flinging.
What I'm trying to say is... I can pen a few chapters of this manual if you'd like. I'd also like to submit another chapter idea: Guerilla Poo Flinging. Oh oh oh... how bout The Art of Poo.

[carri Hall]

Why don't you ask your mom? FLIIIING!

[Onyx]

YAY! I can't wait to see it!

I was just thinking more on this whole thing... I know that you started this as a research thing for a podcast..... but PLEASE tell me that it will be maintained after your research!?
I like this much much better than myspace!!!

methinks I shall post a pic of the flying monkey mascots that I have at the shop.... and I also think that you, Lola, should send me your mailing address so I can send you one! It is a must have for the founding Mother of Monkey. That or you can stop into the shop and get it. I'm closed today (mental health day for Onyx).

better yet.... just found a movie on youtube of the monkey in action. Here is the url....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxtMJ5EIlRs

[Lolagrrl of the Jungle]

Oh yes! The goal is to make this the central location.
As we build our monkey army, we will be collecting monkeys from across the SN universe and bringing them back here.
All new announcements of SNs we explore will be posted HERE.
All poop-flinging will originate HERE!

[Fred]

Living in my isolated monkey world, I rarely have the full fellowship of poop flinging. Being held in captivity, with only a computer to distract me from those teenagers and children throwing peanuts at me.

It's enough to make a grown primate cry.

Or masturbate.

(That's always a good one if you want them to stop throwing peanuts at you. Onyx, I personally recommend it.)

Where were we? Oh yes. My lack of social interaction with fellow sapiens is now gladly relieved through this forum. In celebration, I shall fling this lovely piece of poop. Just look at it. It's marvelous, isn't it? So firm, yet sticky, with a hearty bouquet.

Hup! There it goes....and....and...splat!

Oh goodness! Ooooo! Oooooo! OOOOOOOOO!

I'm thumping my chest that was soooo good.

Thank you again all you monkey friends.

Fred

[Onyx]

You mean.... that'll make them stop throwing peanuts at me? For real?
Ok.... um.... I have some laundry to get to. I will log back in a little later! thanks for the pointers Fred!